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The abalone shell people came one day and from then on everything was different. It wasn't that the weather changed or even that somehow politics or religionish beliefs even changed, it wasn't even the fact that pretty soon you couldn't cross the street or go and visit your neighbors' house without kicking about a dozen abalone shell out of your way. It wasn't something you could really put your finger on. Everything just felt kind of strange.

Once they started spawning on the city hall lawn though, that was when Mayor Donphy drew the line. He said it was a matter of principal. Sure, no-one wants to hear the sound of abalone shell scraping together at two o'clock in the morning, but free endless supply of abalone shell or no, couldn't they keep what they did in the privacy of their own shells at home like everyone else? An agreement was finally able to be reached when he asked them if they had ever seen any of us crawling into an abalone shell to spawn. Some of the abalone shell people remained adamant, but since we had been such gracious hosts so far, their protests fell on deaf ears.